FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What’s for dinner?

Whatever it is it will be slathered in Miracle Whip.

What is the meaning of life?

An unending quest to solve the equally interminable existentialist crisis. All potential solutions just raise more questions than provide resolutions.

What five things do you need on a desert island to survive?

Duct tape - preferably Gorilla brand. Needle nose pliers. 50 LB test line. Hatchet. And a dog. Always a dog.

Did God create man or man create God?

Definitely a matter of perspective, like so much of the rest of life.